The Number Cruncher

Bring the internet's favorite awkward office worker straight to your desktop! This figure is the ultimate tribute to the eccentric, cubicle-dwelling oddball who is always busy "crunching the numbers." Featuring his signature bowl-cut hairstyle, wire-rimmed glasses, a vintage sweater vest, and an unblinking stare, he is the perfect quirky mascot for your workspace. Just don't ask him what he's actually working on.

Physical

• Dual-Size Scale Options: Available in two premium physical sizes to fit your display preferences:

  • Miniature Variant (300%): A sleek, desk-friendly 5-inch scale that fits perfectly next to your keyboard and coffee mug.

  • Mega Variant (500%): Our signature 8.5-inch giant scale, engineered for a massive, high-impact presence in the office.

• Eccentric Detailing: Features a custom-sculpted retro bowl-cut hairpiece, intricate geometric collar patterns on his brown sweater vest, and his trusty desk chair and computer terminal blocks.

• Pro-Grade Quality: Manufactured on your professional Bambu Lab fleet, ensuring the vibrant red sleeves, the crisp facial details, and the smooth finish of the office accessories remain perfectly flush and factory-smooth.

• Fully Assembled: Ships completely built and "locked" in your chosen scale, seated in his custom-printed office chair and ready to confidently declare "Do it lady!" straight out of the box.

Digital

• Tested Geometry: STL files optimized for our custom scale, structurally balanced to ensure the seated figure and the angular office chair print with flawless vertical stability and robust support.

• AMS Ready: Pre-sliced for multi-material systems, making it seamless to execute the precise color breaks between the intricate vest pattern, the facial hair, and the silver spectacles directly from a single print job.

• Instant Access: Secure the blueprints immediately and start your office diorama build in minutes.

> Note: Digital files are for personal use only through Walter’s World LLC licensing agreements.