{"product_id":"the-number-cruncher","title":"The Number Cruncher","description":"\u003cp\u003eBring the internet's favorite awkward office worker straight to your desktop! This figure is the ultimate tribute to the eccentric, cubicle-dwelling oddball who is always busy \"crunching the numbers.\" Featuring his signature bowl-cut hairstyle, wire-rimmed glasses, a vintage sweater vest, and an unblinking stare, he is the perfect quirky mascot for your workspace. Just don't ask him what he's actually working on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003ePhysical\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDual-Size Scale Options:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in two premium physical sizes to fit your display preferences:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiniature Variant (300%):\u003c\/b\u003e A sleek, desk-friendly \u003cb\u003e5-inch\u003c\/b\u003e scale that fits perfectly next to your keyboard and coffee mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMega Variant (500%):\u003c\/b\u003e Our signature \u003cb\u003e8.5-inch\u003c\/b\u003e giant scale, engineered for a massive, high-impact presence in the office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEccentric Detailing:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a custom-sculpted retro bowl-cut hairpiece, intricate geometric collar patterns on his brown sweater vest, and his trusty desk chair and computer terminal blocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePro-Grade Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Manufactured on your professional Bambu Lab fleet, ensuring the vibrant red sleeves, the crisp facial details, and the smooth finish of the office accessories remain perfectly flush and factory-smooth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFully Assembled:\u003c\/b\u003e Ships completely built and \"locked\" in your chosen scale, seated in his custom-printed office chair and ready to confidently declare \"Do it lady!\" straight out of the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eDigital\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTested Geometry:\u003c\/b\u003e STL files optimized for our custom scale, structurally balanced to ensure the seated figure and the angular office chair print with flawless vertical stability and robust support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAMS Ready:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-sliced for multi-material systems, making it seamless to execute the precise color breaks between the intricate vest pattern, the facial hair, and the silver spectacles directly from a single print job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eInstant Access:\u003c\/b\u003e Secure the blueprints immediately and start your office diorama build in minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u0026gt; Note: Digital files are for personal use only through Walter’s World LLC licensing agreements.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Walter's World","offers":[{"title":"Download .3mf","offer_id":57229591871654,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Physical Print","offer_id":57229591904422,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Physical Print (Mini)","offer_id":57229591937190,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0740\/7609\/4630\/files\/image_4.jpg?v=1788229651","url":"https:\/\/waltersworld3d.com\/products\/the-number-cruncher","provider":"Walter's World","version":"1.0","type":"link"}