Suburban Holiday Patriarch (Christmas Eve Edition)

Celebrate the glorious, unhinged spirit of a family Christmas held together by sheer willpower and spiked eggnog. Suited up in his classic olive-drab blazer, festive lightbulb necktie, and crooked holiday cap, this edition captures the host of the century at peak seasonal intensity. From the manic optimism in his wide-eyed grin to the clean lapel creases and festive tie prints, this figure is the ultimate centerpiece for retro comedy fans, seasonal mantels, and holiday pop-culture showcases.

Physical

• Dual-Size Scale Options: Available in two physical sizes to suit your display setup:

  • Miniature Variant (300% Scale): A desk-friendly 5-inch profile that fits neatly onto mantels, holiday trays,and bookshelves while keeping the tiny holiday lightbulbs, belt buckle, and facial laugh lines razor-sharp.

  • Mega Titan Variant (500% Scale): Our signature 8.5-inch large scale, delivering substantial weight,prominent hat drape, and commanding holiday display presence.

• Christmas Eve Host Wardrobe: Modeled with an olive-green sport coat, white under-collar, green novelty necktie patterned with festive bulbs, brown trousers, and a silver-buckled utility belt.

• Expressive Holiday Portrait: Showcases a detailed facial sculpt featuring wide, strained eyes, furrowed brows,and a wide grin, crowned with a modular red-and-white holiday stocking cap.

• Pro-Grade Quality: Manufactured on a professional print farm using premium high-grade PLA filaments. Blazer lapels, necktie bulbs, belt hardware, and facial expressions are finished with high-resolution, cured UV printing technology to ensure rich color depth, clean borders, and a smooth, factory-grade finish.

• Fully Assembled: Ships completely assembled with holiday cap ready to welcome the entire extended family straight out of the box.

Digital

• Complete STL Bundle: The digital download package includes complete model files for the blazer torso, brown legs, holiday cap sculpt, and the festive-grin head.

• Tested Geometry: STL files calibrated for upright center-of-gravity balance and a snug snap-fit tolerance between the head peg and the stocking cap cuff.

• AMS Ready: Pre-sliced for multi-material systems, making it straightforward to print clean separations between olive green, crisp white, festive red, brown, and light flesh tones directly on the build plate.

• Instant Access: Download the complete blueprints immediately and begin your build in minutes.

Note: Digital files are for personal use only through Walter’s World LLC licensing agreements.