Suburban Holiday Patriarch Bundle
No holiday season is complete without the boundless optimism, blinding roof lights, and catastrophic family adventures of the ultimate suburban dad. This multi-look showcase captures three unforgettable phases of holiday ambition turned upside-down: from the proud suburban shopper in his navy puffer vest and ballcap, to the rocket-fueled downhill run in an experimental saucer sled with flared flame trails, to the slightly unhinged, light-strung host ready to welcome uninvited relatives in his olive blazer and holiday cap. A holiday comedy centerpiece engineered for retro film fans, comedy collectors, and festive mantle displays.
Physical
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Dual-Size Scale Options: Available in two physical sizes to suit your display setup:
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Miniature Variant (300% Scale): A desk-friendly 5-inch profile that fits neatly onto mantels, shelves, and tiered holiday trays while keeping glasses, tie patterns, toggle clasps, and facial expressions razor-sharp.
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Mega Titan Variant (500% Scale): Our signature 8.5-inch large scale, delivering substantial weight, large saucer sled presence, and bold display authority.
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Three Signature Holiday Looks:
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Suburban Winter Vest: Modeled with an open navy puffer vest, patterned inner shirt, black-frame glasses,brown utility belt, and navy ballcap.
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High-Speed Saucer Racer: Features a heavy winter parka with textured fur hood trim, front metal toggles,wide-eyed panicked expression, flame exhaust trails, and a metallic silver round saucer sled base.
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Festive Host Blazer: Dressed in an olive-drab jacket, collared shirt with printed holiday lightbulb tie, brown slacks, and a slouchy red-and-white holiday cap resting over an over-caffeinated grin.
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Scale Accessories Included: Includes the circular silver saucer sled base and snap-on flame jet trail fixtures.
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Pro-Grade Quality: Manufactured on a professional print farm using premium high-grade PLA filaments. Tie bulbs, toggle clasps, eyewear, and facial expressions are finished with high-resolution, cured UV printing technology to ensure rich color depth, clean borders, and a smooth, factory-grade finish.
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Fully Assembled: Ships completely assembled with hats, hood ruff, and sled accessories ready to kick off the hap-hap-happiest Christmas display straight out of the box.
Digital
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Complete STL Bundle: The digital download package includes complete model files for all three torso styles (vest,parka, blazer), leg sets, modular head sculpts (glasses, panic face, festive grin), ballcap, fur-lined parka hood,holiday stocking cap, flame effects, and saucer sled.
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Tested Geometry: STL files calibrated for upright center-of-gravity balance, clean peg tolerances for interchangeable hats and hoods, and secure footing inside the saucer sled cavity.
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AMS Ready: Pre-sliced for multi-material systems, making it straightforward to print clean separations between olive green, navy blue, silver, red, white, yellow, and brown directly on the build plate.
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Instant Access: Download the complete blueprints immediately and begin your build in minutes.
Note: Digital files are for personal use only through Walter’s World LLC licensing agreements.